-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Squad Tramp Hotel & Platoon Save Christian Location: N0R7H P0L3 Time: [REDACTED] Squad members: MIB ZeGaWa, MP Will, TKB Bird, LE Jeffrey Bloom, Major Tom, Captain Fish Platoon members: Egg, GTS Glacius Verglas, FTL Ripper, Colonel Comrade Tom, Scout Max, Salmon The Silent Fag, ACM Comrade Klixmitri, 2nd Lieutenant Kaneeth Memer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Major Dazkhar: Platoon Save Christian what’s your status? Colonel Comrade Tom: Sir we have disembarked the helicopter, still no sign of Squad Tramp Hotel. Major Dazkhar: Ok Tom I want you to assess and report back every hour. Dazkhar out. Scout Max: SIR! I hear something. TKB Bird: *Panting* hel…..help….. Scout Max: Holy shit, its bird. MEDIC! Salmon The Silent Fag: Sir, his condition is stable but he needs to go to a hospital ASAP. I couldn’t get any information out of him but I did find this footage in his helmet camera. *Video: Screaming, gun fire, HO HO HO, GUN FIRE* FTL Ripper: Holy shit Colonel Comrade Tom: Ok silent call in an airlift and get bird back to base. Rest of you FOLLOW ME! ACM Comrade Klixmitri: Anyone else think this is a really bad idea? GTS Glacius Verglas: I think we should split up into 2 teams. Colonel Comrade Tom: Good idea. Glacius, Klixmitri, Max, Ripper you guys take the northern side. Kaneeth memer and Egg you’re with me. *30 minutes later* FTL Ripper: Come in team 1, we are engaging an army of elves on our side! Colonel Comrade Tom: Just hold one, I’ll try to contact base. EggOps: CONTACT! EggOps: Team 2 COME IN! TEAM 2. Sir I can’t reach them anymore. 2nd Lieutenant Kaneeth Memer: Keep SUPPRESSING! Colonel Comrade Tom: WTF IS THAT?! 2nd Lieutenant Kaneeth Memer: HOLY SHIT, WATCH OUT! *explosion* *Team 1 Connection Lost* FTL Ripper: Sir I can’t get in contact with team 1. *HAHAHAHA* GTS Glacius Verglas: What’s that noise? ACM Comrade Klixmitri: NO! It can’t be! SOCRATES: Hhahahaha, Ah yes! It is I, SOCRATES. Did you think that defeating santa was the end to your problems? The only way you can escape is to complete my set of challenges. SOCRATES: You are all in for a treat. Good luck, not like it’s gonna help you. AHAHAAH!! GTS Glacius Verglas: COME IN BASE! Major daz……….. *Team 2 connection lost* **Connection terminated** -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to the Unloze 2018 Mega Christmas Event! (thread) The event manager team has conjured a fun and exciting event to celebrate this year's Christmas. Hope you Enjoy! How will the event take place? We will play on different servers during the 3 days (Friday-Saturday-Sunday) CSS Minigames (14/12/2018) CSS Zombie Escape (15/12/2018) CSS Zombie Riot (16/12/2018) CSS Zombie Escape (16/12/2018) Each server will have its own timer and steam schedule/notification Event will be further explained in this thread. Some server events have special kickers The TL;DR is at the end, server wise. You can download the maps in the tl;dr. The reward/prize for the event is below the TL;DR. CSS Minigames Use your cunning skills and dodge the clutches of the grim reaper on deathrun_iceworld_v2 and deathrun_winter_mountains. Then get your snow boots and hot chocolate ready for mg_polar_panic_2, mg_xmas_nipperhouse_v3_2, mg_zeizeiii_xmas and mg_ski_mountain_resort_fix. Date: 14/12/2018 Time: 6pm GMT+0 // 7pm GMT+1 // 8pm GMT+2 Kickers Each map will have a time limit of 30 minutes. This can be altered according to the event managers discretion during the event. CSS Zombie Escape (Event #1) Get your sanic boots on to run fast AF on ze_licciana_xmas_v1, ze_sorrento_xmas_v4 and ze_rooftop_runaway_xmas_v1. After that prepare your brain for a mind boggling and weird map ze_totally_new_wester. Date: 15/12/2018 Time: 6pm GMT+0 // 7pm GMT+1 // 8pm GMT+2 Kickers All weapons except the MP5 will be restricted on ze_totally_new_wester. CSS Zombie Riot Who doesn't like to spend their Christmas in aspen? but you gotta clear out the zombies first on zombie_riot_christmas_aspen_v2c Date: 16/12/2018 Time: 4pm GMT+0 // 5pm GMT+1 // 6pm GMT+2 Kickers Landmines will be reduced to 1 per player. Random humans will be converted to zombies on certain rounds, the player will either be chosen by the admins present or through a vote. CSS Zombie Escape (Event #2) Enjoy this year's Christmas festivities on the traditional Christmas maps ze_christmas_beta3f and ze_christmas_infection_v2_3 Date: 16/12/2018 Time: 6pm GMT+0 // 7pm GMT+1 // 8pm GMT+2 Kickers All weapons except the MP5 will be restricted on both maps. TL;DR Server: CSS minigames Server IP: 151.80.230.149:27017 Map: deathrun_iceworld_v2fix Map: deathrun_winter_mountains Map: mg_polar_panic_2 Map: mg_xmas_nipperhouse_v3_2 Map: mg_zeizeiii_xmas Map: mg_ski_mountain_resort_fix Date: 14/12/2018 Time: 6pm GMT+0 // 7pm GMT+1 // 8pm GMT+2 Server: CSS Zombie Escape (Event #1) Server IP: 151.80.230.149:27015 Map: ze_licciana_xmas_v1 Map: ze_sorrento_xmas_v4 Map: ze_rooftop_runaway_xmas_v1 Map: ze_totally_new_wester Date: 15/12/2018 Time: 6pm GMT+0 // 7pm GMT+1 // 8pm GMT+2 Server: CSS Zombie Riot Server IP: 151.80.230.149:27016 Map: zombie_riot_christmas_aspen_v2c Date: 16/12/2018 Time: 4pm GMT+0 // 5pm GMT+1 // 6pm GMT+2 Server: CSS Zombie Escape (Event #2) Server IP: 151.80.230.149:27015 Map: ze_christmas_beta3f Map: ze_christmas_infection_v2_3 Date: 16/12/2018 Time: 6pm GMT+0 // 7pm GMT+1 // 8pm GMT+2 Rewards/Prize 1 week VIP if you win any map on any server event (can only be won once) We also have approximately 51 steam keys to giveaway to winners! Every winner of any map will be automatically put into a lottery for free steam keys (only if they have a forum acc)! Games that can be won: Spoiler: Games Steam keys for lottery (total 51 keys) A Story About My Uncle Abyss Odyssey Anomaly 2 ARCADE GAME SERIES 3-in-1 Pack Attractio Binary Domain The Blue Flamingo Bohemian Killing - Original Soundtrack and Artbooks DLC Botanicula The Bridge Caveblazers Chivalry: Medieval Warfare Chronology: Time Changes Everything Crusaders of the Lost Idols Legendary Starter Pack Curses 'N Chaos Deep Dungeons of Doom Dinocide Disc Jam BETA Eisenwald: Blood of November Faeria Early Access Bundle Frog Climbers Guacamelee! Complete Gunmetal Arcadia Zero Gunpoint Hue Human: Fall Flat Mad Max Marooners Multimirror Not the Robots Oozi: Earth Adventure Overture Pressure Rocket Riot™ Saturday Morning RPG Scribblenauts Unlimited Shu Small Radios, Big Televisions SteamWorld Dig Syder Arcade Tales Across Time Torchlight II Toy Odyssey: The Lost and Found Two Digits Waddle Home Shadow warrior Kingdom classic Unforgiving Trials The Darkest Crusade Dead bits Sanctum 2 (two copies)
Why would a colonel address to a major "sir" and take orders from him? Also the orders from higher ranks are not to be discussed. But still a nice story. UPD: pls don't kill me in the future lore stories.
Is that the long overdue compensation and reconsideration? Nicely done. When will there be a nemesis event?
Finally The Presidentmercial is back! BTW, yes, this is the long overdue compensation for our community, they deserve this.
I make sure to cultural and intellectual enrich this community. Nemesis event will come up soon! I guarantee it!
We made The Calculating God rage quit, good job guys Proper Licci winners: Meme Licci winners: Sorrento winners: Rooftop winners: Wester winners:
Just a small information about the MG Event. We had some trouble with our OpenSSL library Friday so our forum & servers were temporarly down. Due to that, we decided to postpone the MG Event to Friday 21st December, 6pm GMT+0. We also decided to not play mg_zeizeiii_xmas, and put r6_chalet_xmas instead, a new map made by @RaidBonjwa. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Unfortunately I was gravely injured during the making of this event, and wasn't able to attend. I shall be making a full recovery for the next event. Stay tuned.
I played on the event map ze_christam_beta_3f with nickname "space jam" and won the map. Shiz0 and William! can confirm dat it was me.
All VIP rewards have been handed out to those with a forum account! Associate your steam account here to get your VIP in-game: https://unloze.com/account/external-accounts All of the winners will soon be put into a lottery for chances to win steam keys
