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If you dig a hole in the ground and scream his name into the hole three times, then a magic fairy will appear and bite his face off. But be careful, you may regret using it. Then you can plant a flower in the hole in rememberance. Your friendly advice-giver, :hdlenny:.

When I was a young person I had a teacher I wanted to notice me because she was very pretty. So one day I climbed into her house and hid under her bed and pretended to be a ghost. When she realized it was me she smiled with joy and gave me a big kiss. Now we are best friends. Your friend. xx...

People who fail nade are the lost children of zombie escape. So as they throw a nade run up to them and give them a friendly tweak of the nipples to remind them to play nice. xx

At night when they are sleeping, wrap rope around their legs. Then when they get up in the morning they will fall over and hit their head. Then they will realise their mistake. Your friendly advice-giver :hdlenny:.

Every day slap your self and then drink 1 cup of urine. After 8 days you will be cured. :hdlenny:

Yes it is perfectly normal for boyfriends to do this. In fact you should help him by licking it clean. Hope this helps.

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