- Oct 12, 2016
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UNLOZE! Take control, take control of your server.... This is the instrument of your liberation
Secret Agent William*: Satellite shows a radiation spike.
Secret Agent Tom*: Whatever it is, it's nuclear.
Identify yourself to the world.
Dr. RockLee Pavel, nuclear physicist.
Secret Agent Officer Rabdul*: Pavel was confirmed dead.Plane crash on an agency pull out of Uzbekhistan,but ... It looks like it's him.
And what ...? What is this?
Dr. RockLee Pavel*: It's fully primed neutron bomb...with a blast radius of six miles.
And who is capable of disarming such a device?
Dr. RockLee Pavel*: Only me!
Thank you , good doctor!
Now this bomb is armed! And this bomb is mobile!
And the identity of the triggerman is a mystery.
For one of you holds the detonator!
Now, we come here not as conquerors...
...but as liberators, to return control of this server to the people.
And at the first sign of interference from the outside world...
...or from those people attempting to flee...
...this anonymous unlozemite...
...this unsung hero, will trigger the bomb.
For now, martial law is in effect.
Return to your sits, hold your weeb friends close...
...and wait.
Tomorrow, you claim what is rightfully yours.
Secret Agent William*: Satellite shows a radiation spike.
Secret Agent Tom*: Whatever it is, it's nuclear.
Identify yourself to the world.
Dr. RockLee Pavel, nuclear physicist.
Secret Agent Officer Rabdul*: Pavel was confirmed dead.Plane crash on an agency pull out of Uzbekhistan,but ... It looks like it's him.
And what ...? What is this?
Dr. RockLee Pavel*: It's fully primed neutron bomb...with a blast radius of six miles.
And who is capable of disarming such a device?
Dr. RockLee Pavel*: Only me!
Thank you , good doctor!
Now this bomb is armed! And this bomb is mobile!
And the identity of the triggerman is a mystery.
For one of you holds the detonator!
Now, we come here not as conquerors...
...but as liberators, to return control of this server to the people.
And at the first sign of interference from the outside world...
...or from those people attempting to flee...
...this anonymous unlozemite...
...this unsung hero, will trigger the bomb.
For now, martial law is in effect.
Return to your sits, hold your weeb friends close...
...and wait.
Tomorrow, you claim what is rightfully yours.